BLAME SPORT
I blame the rain, If it hadn’t rained I could have come to work early, And completed my work on time, Then I could have left work early to catch the evening train, And avoid being drenched in the heavy rain, I blame my boss, If she hadn’t given me too much work, I would have had time, Enough time to call my friends, And reschedule the weekend barbecue, Then I could have had time, Enough time to pen a line, I blame my finger, If it hadn’t pointed in all directions, I couldn’t be busy looking for a scapegoat for my laziness, Then I could have done what I was meant to do And blamed nothing.